Make Note To...

Tip #36 of the Heiwajima Handguide:

-If you can avoid it, always make sure to avoid signs, vending machines, and light fixtures of any sort if you know the Subject will be present. Go an alternate route if you have to. You are a resident of Ikebukuro! Your boss will surely understand.

Hopefully.

Well, the latter is possibly ending up maimed, so you don't have much of a choice, now do you?

-Anonymous Who is Probably Izaya

Quit yammering on about this stupid crap and get to the point!

Okay, okay, jeez! Scary, scary!

Happy, happy birthday, !!!

I know from what I last read, your b-day wasn't going so well, but I hope this brightens it up just a little bit! May this year be a great one like you truly deserve!

So, here's to you, Panda!

Durarara!!! (c) .....a lot. Um, respective owners!